And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
THIS ONE!
My life is awesome, I am awesome, Everything and Everyone is awesome.
I just fall in love x)
<3
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Damn! <3 https://this-aint-bullshit.tumblr.com:
I am seriously like having a heart attack rite now
Does Kaboom really work? Does it make your shower sparkle? I think yes.
Jennifer: I kept doing that to him. Every time I would annoy him on set, I would go “Aaack…”
Josh: To remind me that we will get married at one point.
oh god this is perfect.
Toooooo cute
(Source: unicorn-feelings)
AHHHHH MY HEART! He is just soooooo adorable.
IM A SUPERHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay so my internet was out for like, forever. And now it’s back on, and i can be tumblrin all day long. Well, it’s night, but whatever……………-.-
My heart gets tight when he smiles. And the sound of his voice gives me goose bumps. When i look into his eyes all i see is passion. I could sit and stare at him all day, he’s just that beautiful. When he laughs i laughs, when he cries i cry. Is this what love feel like. When i think about him i get butterflies. When im with him the world dissapears and he’s all i see. I want him to hold me every second of every day. Is this love?
Liam James Payne, I read somewhere that you want a girl who will accept your flaws. Well i think your flaws are what make you so perfect. They complete you. And i think your beautiful in everything you do. From your ridiculously adorable fear of spoons to the way you love disney to your hilarious twitcams. You move me in the way your so passionate about everything you do. Liam, i vow even if you dont say yes to love you unconditionally forever and always, because i want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday. Will you marry me?
Those 5 boys. Those 5 boys from the x factor. Those 5 boys on the stairs. Those 5 boys who made me realize that im beautiful no matter what. Those 5 boys that are so accepting. Those 5 boys who have massive amounts of talent. Those 5 boys who are so gorgeous, you’d think theyre angels. Those 5 boys that i love. Those 5 boys who are One Direction.
“I could not tell if i loved you the first time i saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But i remember the first moment i looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when i was with you. -Cassandra Clare, The Clockwork Prince.
Neil Gaiman is the most brilliant man ive ever had the pleasure of talking to. He has such a way with the words he says. And the books he writes are amazing. For those who dont know he is the author of the book Coraline. I asked him who he was, because at the time i didnt know, and he replied with “who is anybody”. Thats the question of my life. Who am i? I dont even know. Who do you think i am? Who do you think you are?
